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You can't rally a house however you can live in a car T-Shirt

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If you've ever looked at your bank account and prioritised a new set of gravel tyres over a house deposit, your logic is officially flawless.

It’s the ultimate piece of petrolhead financial advice. Let’s face it, bricks and mortar don't come with anti-lag, and a kitchen extension won't slide beautifully through a muddy forest stage. This tee takes the classic car community wisdom and slaps it front and centre in a bold, high-impact typographic design.

Whether you’re shivering at a winter rally stage, heading to a local car meet, or just trying to explain your lifestyle choices to worried family members, this shirt does the talking for you.

Why this belongs in your wardrobe:

  • A permanent, public reminder that a mortgage simply cannot handle a Scandinavian flick.

  • Clean, crisp typography that makes a statement from across the paddock or the garage.

  • Guaranteed to get nods of approval from fellow enthusiasts who share your exact same financial priorities.

  • A light-hearted tribute to the absolute madness of the car building and rallying community.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

You can't rally a house however you can live in a car T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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